May the Force be with you

Admittedly I am a big geek, but I don't think that I come close to the levels required to be labelled a Star Wars geek, I've liked watching some of the movies and have some of the toys, but I don't live and die by the 'saga' by any means, in fact I don't think very highly of George Lucas' film making in general, but then again according to this article all about why Star Wars fans hate Star Wars that fact alone is one of the symptoms of being a Star Wars fan.

This write up fits in nicely with the previous article, I mean after all who but a die hard Star Wars fan would take the time to let the world know all about the implausibility of the Death Star's trash compactor? I gotta say if that is the one that won't let you suspend your disbelief while watching that movie you got some problems man. In fact you might be surprised how many hits you get if you Google Death Star trash compactor.

In case you are a Star Wars fan with an extra $20k kicking around maybe you'd be interested in purchasing a life sized C3PO and life sized R2-D2 statue? And after you're done racking up your MasterCharge with those maybe you'd like to take this quiz and see if you can correctly identify whether something is a Star Wars Name, Baseball Player or Thai food dish.

And one last bit of Star Wars news, according to this article Chewie is being charged with sexually assaulting Marilyn Monroe in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood for taking her hand and putting it on his wookie junk. I guess Chewbacca doesn't mind the BO and IBS, eh? This is something that I should have linked to yesterday with the link to the breaking news article about Marilyn, but here are some exclusive (their term not mine) photos of her from the good people over at Pravda. They might not exactly be exclusive, but they aren't the ones that you always see, so enjoy. And I don't think I have to say it but since the pics are of Marilyn they may contain boobies.

If you're ever wondering who you should believe when it comes to movie reviews you should one always take my opinion very seriously and two go to this website to find out which of the major movie critics most closely matching your taste in film. My movie critic compatability stacks up like this:

• Rotten Tomatoes : 85%
• James Berardinelli : 82%
• Peter Travers : 81%
• Roger Ebert : 75%

I was hoping for the Filthy Critic actually, but hey like Mick said, you can't always get what you want, right?

Finally in some un-Star Wars related news how about this concert? I know I sent the link to some via email already, but I had to make sure it got out to everyone . . . I know I for one would love to be at Rocklahoma . . . do you think a week is enough time to grow in a sweet mullet?

Since we're talking aging rockers, after seeing these pictures here I have to wonder, is Ozzy getting a lot more attractive or is Demi Moore getting a lot less attractive? I mean when you look at those two pictures they could almost be twins separated at birth.

From aging rockers to washed up Pop Princesses, apparently the Spice Girls have decided to reunite, or at least they have for this picture. I'll let you make your own comments about it, all I can say my how've they all changed . . . Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell was always my favourite and not just because she did some nudie modelling prior to being a Spice Girl, but I'm sure that helped some.

And I'll sign off today with the last item; ever wonder how much your corpse would be worth? Well wonder no longer, head on over to the Cadaver Calculator and have at 'er. Apparently my dead body is worth $3665.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooo me! How much is your corpse worth?

Until next blog