Even the Animal Kingdom Has Real Dolls

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Oh and in case you're not familiar with Real Dolls, what are you waiting for?

In Communist Russia, Blog Reads You

Greetings comrades, remember the Iron Curtain? Of course we all do, but what was it really like on the other side? I don't know and this won't answer it, but it will let you know which rock bands were forbidden in the USSR in 1985. Only in Russia you say? Well hold on there bucko, there are some parallels with the PMRC's Filthy 15 from the same era. Land of the free indeed.

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But maybe if the Russian government would have kept such strict controls on the media in their country we could have avoided this mess that is Russian Thug Life. It's good to see that thinking you're cooler and tougher than you are is something that transcends languages, nationalities & borders. I'm sure right now in a galaxy far far away some group of wanna be gangstas are flashing gang signs in a photo in front of the intergalactic equivalent of a Civic with shitty decals and spinner hubcaps for their latest photo shoot.

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But times change, check out these then and now pics of St. Petersburg. And this here is supposed to be the world's craziest intersection from St. Petersburg. I don't know if it's the craziest one out there, but man that's one choppy crazy video of car crashes captured by a traffic cam at that intersection . . . and it's got Confusion Corner beat all to hell. Tell why is this so hard to navigate?

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I don't know about you but I'm thinking the Russian government should lower Vodka prices because apparently this is what happens when Russians get bored.

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Although here's something that's doubly near and dear to my heart. Check out these awesome pics of how an enterprising Russian modded a Camaro Mad Max style. The car looks to be a 2nd Generation Camaro, but the hood scoop is off a 4th Generation SS.

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Got a scientist fetish combined with a thing for Eastern European beauties? Well you're in luck because here's Russia's Miss Atom, the beauty contest open to workers in Russia's nuclear industry.

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It might not be recent news, but who wouldn't do just what these Russian fisherman did when they thought that the 200 pound strange looking squeaking beast the pulled out of the Sea of Azov that they thought was an alien - eat the damned thing. And to think I know people who won't eat a ling because they look too disgusting.

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Well das vi danya comrades until the next time.

What Not To Put on Facebook

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Well if the internets don't just keep getting better & better.

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If you want proof, check out Zombies or Not which is an undead version of Hot or Not, Rate My Ride or Rate My Rack. And while we're talking Zombies how's about a nice article featured both on Cracked and Zombies or Not, how 7 iconic movie characters would do in a zombie attack. I thought it was worth the read, but I'm often thinking and planning how to get through a zombie invasion and/or World War Z.

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If you're looking for help getting through WWZ yourself perhaps you can look to this novelty Zombie Survival Kit for some inspiration. Or maybe this one up for auction on eBay will help? My only piece of advice is remember, you never have to reload a blade. Thank you Zombie Survival Guide your practical advice and case histories may just save my bacon yet.

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And here's some good news for the Zombie Movie Fan, it's reported that Peter Jackson, maker such fine pieces of classic cinema as the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Dead Alive (the custard scene will be with me forever), is to direct a Nazi zombie time travel movie. Now if that's not a movie with epic win written all over it I don't know what does.

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He may not be a zombie (yet) but last week the wrestling world lost one of its greatest managers of all time, the one the only Captain Lou Albano. Paul Heyman has a decent good bye article to the Captain on his website here with some fond memories and a bit of insider information.

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PS - I swear it wasn't me that did this. But I do think it's funny.

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PPS - Someone, quick, help me write a love poem for Katy Perry.

Inked

I've been wanting another - no make that more - tattoos for a good long while now, it's just more than a bit of a pain in the ass for me to get one, factoring in the time and expense of going in and out of the city to get it done . . . but such is the price one pays for living in a bubble of a town in Northwestern Ontario I suppose.

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No matter, but today I'd thought I'd share of the online ink viewing I've been doing (hey I'm a poet and didn't know it). Let's start out with a nice big collection of what were you thinking tattoos. Oh it starts out with a real winner and has a good mix of the badly thought out, badly done and just flat out bad ideas. Hell that was so much fun, here's another one.

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As much as we all enjoy looking down the back of a girl's pants decorating this area with ink is not a good idea, and the tramp stamp has become as played out and stereotypical a tattoo as Taz (wow that one's got a poor idea, poor execution and bad photography all rolled into one) or the tribal slave band (sorry if you rocking either of those, I'm sure they were cool & original when you got them but now . . . gee sorry). In honour of this here's a gallery of some of the whackiest of the tramp stamps and here are some of the worst.

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I really really hope that your shitty tattoo isn't in either of those . . . if they were, well I do honestly feel sorry for you.

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Now how's about an entire website to the tattoo that I generally think is cool, but sooo-oh not for me, the Knuckle Tat. I actually know a guy who has a set of knuckle tats and when he laces his fingers together it spells out "LETS FUCK". Yep he's a class act all right.

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It must be the geek in me showing through but I really like a lot of these "science" based tats . . . and these ones . . . oh and these ones too.

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These tattoos of vintage/obsolete gadgets also appealed to me, guess I'm really letting my geek flag fly today. I know it's quite apparent that the author of that blog is definitely against these tats, but tell me this isn't awesome?

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And well tell me that these tattoos of girls with Hello Kitty tattoos aren't a nice mix of geekery and giggity? Or maybe that's just my unhealthy attraction towards comic book and characters showing through and combining with baser geekish tendencies. And I swear I'm not a Furry. Honest.

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Anyway since you brought it up, here's a collection of what are supposed to be the 101 hottest women sporting ink. I'll let you decide for yourself about that though.

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Prior to this I never thought that a tattoo could have a sexual orientation, but it turns out the definitely can, so here's a nice collection of lesbian tattoos for your viewing pleasure.

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And finally how's about this article about two prisoners being charged with forcing a third into getting a cock tattooed on the back of his neck. And you thought it was bad when you passed out at the party and your so-called friends Sharpied your sorry ass.

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Until next time.

Motherhood in the Animal Kingdom

On the Riverbank


In the Ocean

In India

In the Arctic

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Still in the Arctic
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Over to Africa
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Still in Africa
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And finally somewhere just outside of a Wal-Mart
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How to Load a Bobcat

From Tea to Sacrilege We've Got It All

I don't know about you, but I often turn to tea (this being a favourite and before you ask yes it must be Twinings) in my times of need and apparently it's for good reason. According to this article the calming effects of tea are scientifically proven and you can't argue with science. Well you can but then you become history's laughing stock, you flat earther creationist bastard.

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And I just learned this but apparently not believing in evolution or the earth being a globe means you also don't believe in good web design. Whodda thunk it?

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I don't know if intelligent design or evolution can explain this mess, but I think it's discoverer was correct in beating it to death. I probably would have used a stick or club of some sort if I had a choice (like these kids did here) rather than a shoe, but beggars can't be choosers. And the moral of the story is if it's strange and scary bludgeon it.

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And here's something that I feel it fits the flavour of things at the moment. I don't know about you but I'm honestly surprised at the number of hits you get when you do a Google Image Search for "Jesus Riding a Dinosaur".

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And since you've brought up the son of God, or possibly your gardener from The Happiest Place on Earth (Donkey Show anyone? No? Maybe you're more into the Tiger Show?), how about this collection of 40 awesome versions of Jesus.

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And it seems that not even a child as perfect as Christ is immune from angering their parents as the photos in this article clearly show.

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But this is a church that I can really get behind . . . well okay I can at least get behind their message, for some reason it appeals to me . . . I can't exactly put my finger on why though.

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And remember Jesus Saves . . . or Jesus Saves.

Be Ware!

He's Coming!
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Da-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na BATMAN!