I don't know what they're selling . . .

. . . but I'll take two. According to this article this ad featuring a saucy schoolgirl (and who doesn't love them? Terrorists that's who) trying to sell travel or air fares or something is a causing a bit of a stir . . . which says a lot when it's from the UK where they've got the beloved and hallowed institution of the Page 3 Girl . . . maybe the issue is because she has a shirt on?

But I guess you just can't make the Brits happy; turns out that the country's youngest female councillor, all of 18, is causing a bit of a kafuffle with the pictures of herself that she's put on line. And the best part, she's not sorry about and isn't going to stop. You can read more about it here or just look at the pictures if that's all you're into.

(The link appears to be not working so well, so here's the URL

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23434305-details/UK's+youngest+woman+councillor,+18,+poses+in+raunchy+snaps/article.do

You may need to copy and paste it or click or something, you're smart, you'll figure it out. or if that doesn't work click the link and enter this "UK's youngest woman councillor, 18, poses in raunchy snaps" into the site's search box.)

Well if schoolgirls and naughty councilwoman don't do it for you, you must be a terrorist, and maybe Superheroes do and in that case you'll like this video of some superheroes partying a little too hard at Professor X's birthday party and you know it's a good party when they've got the Poison blasting away.

If that only served to wet your superhero whistle then perhaps you'd be interested in watching this seven plus minute long trailer for The Dark Knight that is (or maybe was?) airing before I Am Legend? There was a cool six minute trailer on YouTube that someone had cam captured from the IMAX, but she's gone now, but don't fret I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere else.

How about a real story about a real life superhero? An Australian cancer specialist has gone and done some mythbusting and has determined that coffee, water bottles, mobile phones, tampons, dental fillings, breast implants, and deodorants do not cause cancer. You can read more about it here if you're interested.

So please don't send me another email saying that eating something that i heated in the microwave in an old margarine container (aka Ukrainian Tupperware) or the water that I drank from a bottle I put in the freezer is going to kill me with cancer from the dioxins and or free radicals released into it. I didn't believe it before and I don't believe it now.

I was going to put some more stuff up but nah . . . I'm out of creative juices and tea, so that's her, but I would like to wish Hammerin' Hank Aaron a happy 74th birthday.