Tis the season for gift giving

And it seems that a NJ high school got an early giftmas present from their wrestling team. What you ask? Well they closed the school for Christmas holidays early.

Why you ask? Well because the wrestling team came down with a strain of herpes, aka the gift that keeps on giving.

And what's crimbo without a carol or two? Well here's Peter Griffin, of Family Guy fame, singing some of his favourites.

Since we've got a bit of giftmas flavour going on today here are some Decemberween Short Shorts from the good people over at Homestarrunner.com. If you haven't checked out the Strong Bad emails, you really should. They're awesome, in fact this one might be the most awesome one of all..

And I promise that these are the last giftmas item for today, but here's a Christmas movie quiz (I cranked out 7/10) and in case you want to study up some here are 101 Christmas movies/specials/videos on line for your entertainment.

And now we need some thing decidedly different, so it's time to talk about boobs . . . it's no secret that your love for wooden shoes, tulips, windmills and dikes borders on fetish, but just in case you were looking for another reason to visit Holland, apparentlly Dutch women's boobies are getting bigger, but apparently still aren't as big as English or Danish boobs. How's that for news you can use . . . well wish you could use?

Speaking of news, and boobs, how about a picture of Amy Poehler from SNL's Weekend Update doing some topless tanning (click the censored pic to have an uncensored one pop up)? Why, oh why couldn't it have been Tina Fey?

That didn't do it for you? How about Melanie Griffiths in Playboy in 1976? Still not satisfied? How about some pictures of Beyonce's oddly shaped breast implants? I'm just hoping she doesn't have ass implants too.

And I will leave you with some photographic evidence that Miss USA is a whole lot more awesome than she used to be. Truly she's a role model for all.

That's enough for now, more later