Best. Video. EVAR!!

All right, so last night I sent a challenge, a dare, for some people to try to find me a better music video than this one for the song “Gorbachov” by Russian metal band ANJ where former Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Gorbachev is an axe-wielding barbarian, destroying zombies who attack the hard working big breasted women of Mother Russia.

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It's a thing of beauty. It's a political statement. It's educational (before that video I had no idea Gorbachov could shoot frickin' lazers from his frickin' eyes).

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Actually it’s even more than that. It’s the best music video ever created.

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But believe it or not I did some responses to my challenge, the first being this one (which brings to mind the band Apocalyptica - check 'em out on the YouTubes here) which is good, actually and honestly good, but doesn't rank up to OMFG! That vidjah is teh r0x0rz!!!!!!1111one

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Not to be outdone I had to counter that video offering with this one with so many different covers of Europe's Final Countdown you'll think you've teleported into a Thunder Bay titty bar and be waiting for Pour Some Sugar on Me and Winds of Change to Come on next, right after you check your ticket to see if you won that private dance from this week's feature dancer.

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But enough of that - back to the challenge at hand - I had another response to the challenge that came in the form of this video, and that is one great and good it's grood. And it's chock full of boobies and everyone like boobies . . . and it's also on a porn site so if you want to see a different cleaned up, but still funny as balls, version of the video with the same song not on a porn site, go here. I'm sure you'll be singing along to that one in no time and when it's done I'm sure you'll be scrambling over to the YouTubes to watch this.

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I had one challengee come back with no less than three responses; the first being this bad boy, which he admitted isn't as awesome but well worth an honourable mention, and there's no arguing that it's chock full of giggity . . . and if you're head isn't at least bobbing along to the beat (we're not asking you to dance like La Parka or anything) you must've had an emergency funk-e-at-a-mee or something.

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No matter - the 2nd video from his response was this one, which he admitted "Just as good, not so much with the funny." I don't know about you, but this one didn't do it for me like his first suggestion did. Maybe I had too much exposure to Snap-On calendars as a young man?

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Anyway the thrid and final nominee of his was this fine offering, which I think should have been his number two, because after all the Cheeky Girls are everyone's favourite non-lesbian Eastern European pop duo.

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Yep so those are the responses I got . . . or at least the responses that I know I got, seems that my Sympatico email has taken a shit on me . . . but not matter, now I throw out the challenge again, I dare you to find me a better music video than this one. Personally if I were given this challenge I'd likely have offered up this gem. Shit if it were a movie I'd probably watch it.

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All right enough of the music for now - it's time to drop a little bad news on you corpse fucking cheeseheads out there. According to this article the great - make that Dairy - state of Wisconsin has just made necrophilia illegal in order to charge three fucktards who dug up a corpse for some sexy time. As Justice Patience Roggensack was quoted in the article "Dead bodies obviously can't give consent." which is undeniably true (and did it really need saying? Does anyone really need to justify passing a law stopping people from having sex with the dead? Now I just hope that these laws don't extend to loving the undead) unless of course you've got Jennifer Love Hewitt to help you out.

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Huh now this conversation has me thinking about this song by Type O Negative.

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That's it for now - and don't forget the video challenge.