Baby it's cold outside . . .

. . . well okay not that cold yet, I mean I can't do this, but old man winter finally realised that he was due to stop into my lovely little town, and he has done so. But at least so far it's not with avengence.

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Speaking of cold, after reading this article made me think that I should get some heated seats for everything I own. Maybe even a portable one for when I'm flying up north.

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Or maybe I just need to say screw it to the cold and move to Australia, made all the more appealing because of the apparent "man drought" that they're suffering from there. Can't says I noticed that when I was there, but then again it's not like I was out in the thick of the nightlife on the pull. But all the ladies working at the tourist destinations and the like who I joked about wanting me really were chatting me up?

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But then it is Australia, the coast beautiful, the beer plentiful the people friendly, but shit they've also got real drought to go with their man drought, and I think everything there is poisonous. Well okay not quite everything, but I believe that the general rule of thumb is the prettier something is, the more poisonous it is. And yes that does apply to the women as well.

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Not to mention the heat . . . there's got to be some place in the world where I can move to where I won't need to run heat or air conditioning. Any suggestions? Maybe somewhere in the south of France? Coastal Spain? I'm not sure these are just guesses. I haven't been doing any research on the subject to be honest.

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But if I moved away from here I'd sure I'd just piss and moan about the crime or the bugs or the snakes or the lack of snow and how the snot never freezes in my nose anymore when I go outside or the Gyppos or the low cost of booze and being allowed to drink it in the park.

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Yep, but no matter where you go, there you are.

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Maybe you're planning to do some travel, or planning to plan to do some, watch out for the Lonely Planet travel books. It seems that an author who worked on more than a dozen of the books in the series has claimed that he plagiarised (not so bad, not ethical but not that bad for you as long as the source was good. Don't be too quick to judge if you work at a desk I'm sure you've "cut & paste" from someone else's document. Guess what? That's plagiarism) and made up (okay now that's bad if you're using his advice) large sections of his books. You can read more about it here if you're interested, or maybe you'd rather keep your head in the sand.

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Oh well what can you do? But hey, have you seen? It looks Ironman has been drinking too much beer and eating too many hot dogs. But hey check out what is quite possibly the coolest Storm Trooper ever. Hail to Emperor baby.

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It's time to shift gears a little, but only a little, because this next link will combine geekery and rock and roll. Check it out, it's 20 album covers recreated in Lego, with handy pics right there of the original in case you aren't familiar with it. My only complaint is there's too much of the Beatles there, otherwise it's pretty cool . . . but then again I still like to play with Lego, so maybe I'm a little biased.

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Anyway I think that's about it for today, I'll leave you with a link to a pic that's quite similar to a poster I've got up in my porch. I think it's cool and that's all that matters.

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Later.

You're Givin' Me a Heart Attack-ack-ack

The fine Arizona eatery know as the Heart Attack Grill was brought to my attention via an email from a friend who provided this collection of lovely photos, you can some different on their website here if that tickles your fancy.

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And they've got a fine looking menu there and I have to admit I do like the waitresses uniforms, but that probably doesn't come as a big surprise. After all I'm sure when they designed the whole concept of this place they were trying to lure in guys like me.

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No matter, enjoy the photos and if you ever go to this place lemme know how it really is. But remember they've been mandated by the Government to let you know that none of their "Nurses" have any medical training.

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The Nanny State is the greatest state I suppose?

One more time

Yep - SCotS (check out the fan submitted recipes on their site, there are some that sound pretty good, and I can't even think about tuna salad without horseradish in it now) two days in a row - posts what five days in a row?

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The music that's all me, it's fun and funky everyone should like them. The posting, I think we can thank the time change, I'm still getting up at the same time but now it's an hour earlier so I gots me a lot more time in the morning, and this is how I spend it. Good thing I'm not a go getter or I might be doing something productive with my time instead of entertaining you lot.

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This article might be of interest to some, it's all about why men visit brothels (that's nice way to say whorehouse BTW) from the point of view of an Aussie prostitute. Not once did she mention because the guys going through the door just wanted to get a piece or shag as different many birds as possible. I did see some what we were told were brothels when we were in Sydney, but I didn't go in . . . did visit a bondage house as part of the haunted ghost tour of Sydney though. Didn't see any ghosts in their, but there was some scary shit.

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I'm disappointed, the website for the tour company says "Formerly by hearse, now by mini-bus". When we went we were toured around in a 1960-something Cadillac hearse, and it turned more heads on the streets of the city than some of the exotic cars I saw down by the Circular Quay.

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But hey Australia's wonderfully different. Like read this article here about a stag party stripper being charged with rape for allegedly sodomizing the best man with a vibrator. Now that's something that didn't make it into the Tom Hanks film.

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Buttsecks - I mean but since we're talking about the freaky deaky here, how's about we take a look at The World's 25 Strangest Fetishes and it's an illustrated look too boot. I have to wonder if Microphilia is an attraction to little people as in midgets/dwarves or just people smaller than yourself? Huh looks like I answered that question . . . so even though I like short birds, that doesn't specifically make me a Microphiliac . . . unless you count in Tinkerbell. Then maybe . . .

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Oh I've said too much already. I'm outta here

Well you can just call me Mr. Above Average

According to this article from the Daily Mail from our friends across the pond Mr. Average breaks the law at least once per day (no word on how many times a day Mr. Awesome does), be it speeding or illegal downloading or thoughtcrime maybe even. Sure that's true, we all knew it, we all do it, it's just we're breaking the laws that no one enforces, can enforce or they're the ones we're allowed to break a little (like speeding, everyone believes you won't get a ticket for driving 10 km/h over the posted speed limit, so everyone does.)

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I guess that article was the journalistic equivalent of reporting that water is wet and fire hot, movie at 11.

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Speaking of movies, how's about we take a few minutes to indulge in some historical geekery and watch the first sci-fi film ever made, Le Voyage Dans La Lune! (A Trip to the Moon!) over here at YouTube (not to be confused with the Smashing Pumpkins video for Tonight Tonight). This film was made by movie pioneer Georges Méliès in 1902; the particular version that I've linked to is narrated by Matthew Hawes, reading from the actual script that Méliès wrote to be read along with the film. Pretty cool eh?

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Maybe you prefer your geek films a little more current, so how's about this for news; according to this article Universal studios is going to adapt Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series of super thick fantasy novels for the big-screen. I started to read this series late, when it was about nine or ten books long, and made it about half way through the fourth book when I just had to throw in the towel.

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I had so much catching up to do, with each book being at least a couple inches thick in paperback format, and knowing full well the series wasn't ending any time soon (Mr. Jordan has died so the 12th book in the series is being finished by Brandon Sanderson and is supposed to be the end of the story), the cast of characters was getting so big it was hard to keep track of who was doing what with whom and when, especially when one character might not be mentioned for several chapters, or later in the series a third of the book, it was more than a little overwhelming, and I decided to cut my losses and work on something else.

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It was almost as overwhelming as deciding to read everything from the Asimov universe in proper chronological order, but with more characters. So in closing on this topic - I hope that Universal has some of the best writers in the world because adapting this monstrous literary achievement is going to be no small feat.

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And even if they do make the film, I don't know that I'll live long enough to watch the whole thing, and don't say they made films out of the Lord of the Rings series. I know they did and they were awesome, but if you were pile the LotR books beside the WoT series the WoT pile would probably be about triple the size. Hell for that one the theatre would have to issue catheters and IV drips to everyone watching.

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In other geek movie news according to this article Columbia Pictures is going to be making a movie out of the comic series Preacher. I haven't read any Preacher, but I'm supposed to be borrowing some and everything I hear about it is great, so here's to hoping they do this series justice in theatres.

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From the world of late breaking music news, Deftones bassist Chi Ching is in a coma after a bad car crash that happened in Santa Clara on Monday. You can read a little more about it here if you're so inclined.

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And here's a public service announcement/plug - if you're looking to vacation in the Canmore, Alberta area check out this vacation rental condo. It's owned by a friend and his wife, so when you book tell them I sent you . . . or maybe better not, that might get your sorry ass booted out.

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Well I think that's enough for today, don't you? Until next time, you stay classy San Diego.

A Penny for the Guy?

Happy Bonfire Night to those of you who celebrate it. It's not celebrated much in Canada as far as I know but I think in Newfoundland it still is, although I don't know if they actually burn effigies of The Guy (I remember seeing something on the National Geographic Channel about how originally it wasn't Guy Fawkes who was burned but the Pope and there's at least one town in the UK that still does that) to commemorate the Gunpowder Plot, or just sit around bonfires and get liquored..

Speaking of anyone doing that around here? I don't know about you but a few Wednesday night drinks around a bonfire shooting off fireworks sounds like a good idea to me.

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If you aren't interested in mid-week boozing and fireworks, maybe you'd rather make me some supper? I know it's only been a few weeks but I've got a hankering for some curry. Anyone want to make me some butter chicken or butter lamb? And how about some naan bread to go with it? How's about it?

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That's what I thought, when should I stop by?

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I saw something yesterday reminding me that there were only 52 shopping days left until Giftmas. Is it really that close? I think it seems earlier than what it is because we don't have snow on the ground here yet, hell I'm still riding my motorbike. It's supposed to rain today according to the Weather Channel, but I might take it anyway. Can't be too many more bike friendly days left, eh?

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Are the malls playing Chrimbo music yet? I hope not . . . but I'm sure it's starting to get busy. I don't know how anyone can enjoy shopping for gifts in December, let alone on Christmas Eve.

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Oh well you can't stop it, and I do like the time off work, so yah Giftmas!

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But onto bigger, better and brighter things, how's about a look at a piece of early concept art for the Joker from the film the Dark Knight. Pretty cool eh? If you liked that then here's another piece of nerd porn for you, Dave Gibbons' early sketches for the look of the Watchmen in the comic.

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Hey you've getting a little too big for your britches lately, so I figure you need some quality taking down, so here are some nice fresh demotivational posters for you. They've all been compiled from over here, but this one is a favourite of mine . . . think that says something deep and dark about the twisted inner workings of my coal black heart?

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It probably does, but that's why you come by here innit?

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Sometime in the recent past I made mention of the Friday the 13th remake coming out in February 2009, well here for your viewing pleasure is a look at the new Jason Vorhees, or there would be if you're in the USA. Jerks.

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For some reason now I've got this song stuck in my head . . . oh well I think it's for me for now, until next time.

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PS - Congratulations to Barack Obama on his winning the US Presidency last night. Looks like I was wrong, maybe America is ready for a black man as President.

Do you know what Hunky Dory is?

It's a small Ukrainian Boat.

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Ba-dump-bump.

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Thank you Nestor Pistor (looks like he's still touring) for that one. Although I have a reason for dredging up a Canadian Ukrainian comic, honest I does and I don't just mean bad jokes about never throwing out empty margarine containers because they're the best, and original, Tupperware (BTW is Pampered Chef the new high end Tupperware for today's stainless steel appliance generation?). Anyone who has a Baba knows what I mean. And she always asks for them back to, don't she?

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Unless of course your Baba is Baba Yaga. Then there might be trouble.

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See I used it as a segue to lead into these cool pictures of playing cards with art from Ukrainian folk art. Pretty cool eh? Beats the hell out of the look of the standard English deck don't it?.

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While we're talking art, how's about Cracked's 10 Important News Stories as Depicted by 5 Year Olds. There are some good ones there, or at least I thought so, but sometimes I have the mentality of a five year old.

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While we're rocking the top ten list - why not spend a little time to look over the Ten Things Your Boss Hates About You. Not me, you. My boss loves me. He thinks I'm awesome. Or is that me who thinks I'm awesome? No matter someone does, just like how your mum said you were cool, only I'm not lying. But honestly some days aren't we all stinky bullies in the work place? Or is that just me?

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Okay I'm done, until next time, I'm just a wine stoned plowboy.

This Might Prove There is a God

Then again it might not, but certainly is proof that somebody loves us dearly. Seems that the good folks who brought us bacon salt, because sometimes you can't add bacon to make everything taste like bacon and like the product tag line says everything should taste like bacon, J & D have unleashed their newest culinary sensation on the world, Baconnaise. Which is just like it sounds, bacon flavoured mayo.

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Imagine that bacon sammich, bacon, lashings of brown sauce, baconnaise and a few shakes of bacon salt. Don't forget a slice of tomato in there somewhere too. Sounds glorious don't it?

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In case you aren't into shopping online or can't find bacon salt and baconaise in your local stores why not try the recipe included with this blog post and make your own bacon mayonnaise? If you don't like that one there's another at the end of the second page of this interview. If you do whip some up let me know how it turns out and maybe share a sample or two.

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I'm sure you'll be looking for something to wash it all down with, so why not try some bacon bourbon because we already know what a big hit bacon vodka is. Now every civilized person is going to be looking for some afters, so why not hit for the bacon cycle and have yourself some bacon ice cream for dessert?

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All I can say is it sounds heart-attack-aliscious.

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If you found my bacon themed lunch appealing perhaps you'd also be interested in checking out the Retrosexual Man's Code. Although I honestly think that the last line of that code should be something along the lines of:

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"A Retrosexual Man never reads lists of things defining his retrosexuality."

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I just think that'd be a nice kick in the junk, after all you can learn about being an old school manly man who shaves without foam, owns one belt, one pair of shoes, holds doors open and offers to help ladies and old folks with boxes from a list on the internet. But what do I know of such things?

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In case you are man and a manly man at that and are okay with book learnin' and readin' you may want to check out Esquire's list of the 75 books every man should read. I've only read three books off the list myself.

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No matter . . . hey maybe you're bored, maybe you're a bit of a voyeur, maybe it's a bit of both. Well worry no more, because here on this one single web page someone has compiled the 25 best webcams of 2007. Okay sure I know it's almost 2009, but hey it's there, so either go watch 'em or don't.

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If you're looking for a webcam closer to home, or at least closer to my home, check out the webcam feed of the construction of the new hospital being built in my lovely little town.

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Hey I like cars, you like cars, I live in the environment, you live in the environment. This should be of interest to us all - so check out this article about the new Mercedes Benz hybrid that gets a whopping 30 miles per gallon and it will only cost you $100,000. Now here's me, but I'm jaded and cynical thinking, 30 miles per gallon? That better be in stop and go city traffic because if it's not then it's basically Mercedes saying "Fuck you environment and car buying public, we're just in this for the marketing tag line here and hope people don't think too hard about what we're actually selling them."

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I say this because my Camaro, with all its 8 pushrod controlled cylinders and 350 (okay 346) cubic inches (that's 5.7 litres in case you don't know ci) and automatic transmission gets 30 miles per gallon on the highway. If you can't do better than that with a hybrid system you'd best be heading back to the design board to try again.

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Until next time, Boom Goes the Dynamite.

Happy Halloween

Boo!

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Happy Halloween, or as it was once known All Hallows Eve. What once served as a spooky New Years Eve tradition for the ancient Celts (which they called Samhain and no not the band this time but what's Halloween without Danzig eh?) was ultimately appropriated by Pope Gregory IV in 840 AD to serve as the daylong vigil preceding the Feast of All Saints. Even so, the Christians preserved the pagan festival's spooky trappings anyway, like they did so many other times with so many other Pagan festivals . . . I mean it makes sense to me, if people are already partying on one day and you want them to join your cause why change the date? Would only lead to confusion and this way you could have people celebrating your holy days without their even knowing. Now that's good management.

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But, hey who gives a shit? I mean you still go out get free candy and get to see all sorts of ladies in all sorts of sexy costumes, i.e. the sexy witch, the sexy devil, the sexy pirate, the sexy harem girl, the sexy school girl, the sexy nurse, to quote the King of Siam et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. There's just something about Halloween that's a license for woman to dress all slutty like. It's awesome.

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But just to help you out the good folks at Cracked have compiled another Halloween costume list, this time it's to let you know the top 20 costumes that will earn you a Halloween beat down.

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Now that you're officially scared witless let's get on with the show.

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This is a great Midas TV commercial featuring the Canadian police chase, true hilarity. This Futureshop commercial with the CFL tie in is also a current favourite of mine. I laugh every time I see and they play it a lot during the football games.

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Now here's a bit of news that's going to blow your mind - Rob Zombie has an animated movie in the works called The Haunted World of El Superbeasto starring a luchador named El Superbeasto. I don't know about you but I can't wait to see this one, I think that

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Rob Zombie + animation + Lucha Libre = epic win

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Just go take a look over at the official movie website (unfortunately a lot of it is still in the works) for yourself if you don't believe me. You can check out the IMDB page here if you like.

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It's not animated, but it's great news for people who travel and don't like dehydration and/or their mouths tasting like a monkey shit in them after 12 hours on an airplane; according to this article the TSA is likely to ease up on carry on restrictions for liquids on airplanes. This will likely ripple throughout the airline industry as it was the American TSA that basically set the standard for limiting liquids on the plane for fear of one of the passengers pulling a MacGyver and mixing up some toothpaste, hair gel and coca cola to make a bomb that'd drop the plane right out of the sky onto an orphanage with an idling bus full of nuns outside of it.

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They overlooked one thing though - MacGyver is fucked without his Swiss Army Knife and even before the new security measures you couldn't, well weren't supposed to, be bringing knives on the plane. See so everyone was safe . . . that being said I once inadvertently flew through the Winnipeg, Vancouver, Honolulu and Sydney airports with a money clip with a knife blade in it in my pocket. So who knows. I couldn't bring anything as potentially dangerous as my bottle of water on board though. Feel safer?

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And I think I'll sign off with this nifty little commercial to let us all in how they used to sell airline tickets. I'm thinking the travelling and/or swinging business was the target audience for this one.

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Have a safe and happy Halloween, and take advantage of it as tonight is the only night where parents actually tell their kids to go out and take candy from strangers.

So I heard it from a friend of a friend of mine . . .

. . . ah yes the urban legend, a great tradition, and likely one that will never be stopped. They're too much fun, and with the ease of the Internet and email you can spread them like wildfire not just from house to house but right around the world with a couple key taps and a mouse click.

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One bit of advice though, odds are if you get an email that's been forwarded a billion times to a zillion people warning you about the dangers of pop cans, plastic food containers, aliens reading your thoughts and stealing your PIN number, residents of whatever country you're in writing to their government requesting to become an illegal alien for its lucrative benefits, missing kids or dogs, gang initiations, oh fuck it the list could go on forever, you've seen them and you've probably sent them. Odds are, it's not true.

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I mean come on people think about it for a minute, if there was some news that was this earth shattering don't you think it would be reported in a legitimate news source other than your crazy old Aunty's email account who got it from her friend who got it from her nephew who's going to University in the city majoring in bong hits and minoring in Arts?

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But who knows, some of these emails might be true, like the ones from Nigerian Princes, the ones for cock enlargement and mortgage refinancing . . . man if I had the time to respond to all of these I'd need a wheel barrow to carry my johnson in from my house, on its 82nd mortgage with rates so low the mortgage companies are actually paying me for the opportunity to float me the loan, to my money bin for a Scrooge McDuck style swim in my fortune.

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Just do me one little favour, if you really really really must forward one of these emails, fact check it first, please?

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Make sure there really is a little girl out there who will get a nickel from Bicks for each time this email gets forwarded to pay for her emergency surgery to remove her body which is made of burlap and leaves and has to live in a giant pickle jar because she has no immunities and her parents can't afford a proper bubble for her to live in. Personally I like to do my checking of these things on Snopes (I'm sure there are other sites, I know some how like to fact check here when it's generally accepted that these guys are a better source of information, after all their tag line says they are the world's only reliable news source) they've got a really good database there and a whole lotta interesting information too boot.

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No matter, at least you can test your urban legend knowledge here if you like. I rocked 22 out of 30 on the beginner level and 14 out of 20 on the Advanced level . . . so I guess I'm fairly consistent with my urban legend knowledge.

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Since tomorrow is Halloween, let's get in the spirit, eh? Here's a collection of the 35 most insane Halloween costumes from around the world from the good people over at Cracked. Number 26 and 18 are big time winners in mine book.

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Number 20 just looks like some kinda fucked up holiday themed Luchador, but I'd love to see him wrestle. I could see him finishing his opponents with some kinda stiff and straight falling headbutt while shouting "Timber". Fuck I should be a booker. I mean that idea's no worse than GI Bro.

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Now how's about these vintage pictures that capture 'Halloween in the Time of Cholera'. Number 8 creeps the shit right out of me.

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Now it's time for more top notch reporting from Cracked with the 6 Signs You're About to be Attacked by Zombies. I don't know about you but I'm starting to prepare for World War Z (film scheduled for a 2010 release) . . . I already believe there is at least one zombie wondering the streets of my fair home town.

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And here's a list someone has compiled of 25 scary movies to watch for Halloween. I'd say over all a good list, no idea why Poltergeist and the Blair Witch Project are on it though.

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I think that's the Halloweenie stuff I've got for today, so how's about we go with one of the finest examples of vanity license plates I've seen in who knows how long, and that's saying a lot because generally I believe that vanity plates are not cool. Someone thought long and hard about that one, and kudos to them . . . and who knows, maybe they are the other other other white meat.

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Right this is probably about long enough already, but I've got one more thing to share before I goes . . . ever here of a little Canadian band that tried to do everything they could so no one would know they were from Canada, eh, called Rush? Maybe you have, anyway check out these guys who are at least as awesome who rock some Rush on kid's toy instruments. If you liked what they did with Rush you'll love what they do with Metallica's Master of Puppets.

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Later taters.

Just a quick one . . .

. . . I'm flying off to Sachigo Lake this morning for the day, so I don't have a lot of time, but I'm here so I'll share something. Not one of my usual northern haunts, but hey that's how it goes, right? Right.

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But hey who wants their MTV? I know someone must, so here's some good news, sorta. MTV has launched a website that's populated with entirely with music videos that you can watch and/or embed in your site or whatever. Downside I tried looking for two videos (The Cardigans - Lovefool and Motorhead - Ace of Spades and what I really wanted to figure out is if The Cardigans did a cover of Ace of Spades because for some reason I'd like to hear that) and neither were there, but maybe they're working on it.

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Guess there's no need to slag off Youtube just yet, after everything is on Youtube.

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And hey according to this article, I was right all along. Seems that the study referred to in the article reports that sharing your feelings after a trauma may not always be the best medicine, so suck it up buttercup.

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I think I'll leave you with this gem, quite possibly one of the greatest episodes of animated television ever, Megadeth on Duck Dodgers. I mean how can you go wrong with spaceships being blowed up the metally fury of guitar lasers? Answer me that.

I'll Remember You

Sebastian Bach has gone country. What's the world coming to? Sure I mean I can see Hootie going country. But it's true, if you don't believe me check it out for yourself.

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Now compare that to 18 and Life (which trust me sounds awesome in a Camaro, if you don't believe me maybe we can test it out in the spring). A classic for sure.

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Maybe a better comparison is I'll Remember You, but you get the idea. No matter I'm not heart broken over this, just thought I'd share.

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Well let's put some edge back on this, so here's a good interview with Ian MacKaye (of Fugazi, Minor Threat, Teen Idles, The Evens, Embrace, Egg Hunt, Skewbald/Grand Union and Pailhead).

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And to put a bit of cartoony back into it, how about Metallica's "The Four Horsemen" (I remember seeing Metallica on that tour in the old Winnipeg Arena, my first concert ever, I might still have the concert shirt upstairs, although it'd be way to small and faded nicely as only metal shirts can do) recreated entirely in an NES synth? Check it out yo. Man it's so awesome you'd swear it was nine bit sound!

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If that tickled your fancy then you'll also love the 8 bit NES Synth Final Countdown.

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All right that's enough of that for now, eh? It's no secret that I've travelled a bit and I'm huge mark for almost anything English so naturally when I read this article, I thought sweet here's one, or I guess I should say two, big reasons to go back to England. Then I read this one and was over to Expedia to check some flight costs.

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And shit while I'm over there might as well check out Scotland, I mean reading this article seems like it's an all right place to me. At least they've got their priorities straight.

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Speaking of priorities although it might seem early I've nearly worn out my Sears Wishbook so Chrimbo must be close at hand and that means you need a tree. I don't, but for some reason you do.

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Can you tell me why? I mean other than the fact your mum and dad did and so did their mums and dads? No matter it's always been so, so why stop? Anyway let me save you some work and show you where you can order your every own replica Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Pretty awesome eh?

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PS Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

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Well that's enough of that. Think you're white and nerdy? Well find out just how white & nerdy you may or may not be here. Apparently I'm 42% white and nerdy. How do you stack up?

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Well I think that's her for now, but I will sign off with a treat for the fans of wrestling and nudie magazines. Before she was a WWe Diva Mickie James did her time doing nude modelling and here's a nice set of photos that eerily foretold the future.

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PS - check out the video I posted today, looks like someone has uploaded the entire and unedited Nirvana Unplugged performance, uncut to Youtube. Sure the quality's not the best and it's over an hour long but it will bring you back to those halcyon days of your youth when the only thing cooler than dressing in flannel and Docs was not giving a shit about anything.

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Oh slacking, non-committal Gen-X where are you know? In your cube, decked out in chinos reading this probably. FTW.

Gotta Go Back in Time

Nope it's an entry about Michael J. Fox this time, it's a collection of old timey photos of Thunder Bay, Ontario that were emailed to me a good long while ago that I thought I'd share. First up, a Post Office at the corner of Red River Road and Court Street.

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Here's a shot of Chippewa Park from 1932.
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Here's the Finnish Labour Temple from 1922, I'm sure you've eaten in the basement here at the world famous Hoito restaurant, or at least the fine folks in Thunder Bay think it's world famous . . . but then again the also think Thunder Bay is a Megopolis, so take it with a grain of salt.

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You can easily read the caption on this one I think.
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Here's a photo of the James Whalen, a tug boat that was used as an ice breaker on Lake Superior, taken in 1922 .
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Here's a photo taken July 2 1934 at one half of the city's semi-centennial, must be Port Arthur by the looks of it.
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Kakabeka Falls taken in 1885.
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Here's a cool shot of Memorial Avenue taken in 1914 before there was a Memorial Avenue. . . I have to say it looks a whole lot different now . . . to get it's present glory you'll have to picture a titty bar and quick lube place behind a fast food place just past the mall.
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And here's Silver Islet from 1900.
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Here's Memorial Avenue snowed in on February 2, 1939.
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And finally here's Syndicate Avenue at Victoria Avenue all the way back in 1890, I have to say it looks a little different now with the mall being there don't it?
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Wow, ain't Blogger a bitch for inserting photos and text and having your formatting getting all fucked up . . . oh well I'm sure in a couple tries I'll figure out the easy way.
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Anyway that's her for now, enjoy the pics and if you're in the Thunder Bay area and want a challenge take current pics to match these ones and send them to me. I think it'd be pretty cool to do don't you?
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Laterz.

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As you may or may not know there is a new Friday the 13th film being released Friday February 13, 2009 (is there any other day really?) and if you're interested you can check out the trailer for it here. It does seem to have some of the lines straight from the original, but if I remember right Jason didn't get his infamous hockey mask until the end of the second film or sometime in the third one and I'm thinking it was in the third film.

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I may have to blow the dust off all the VHS copies of these films that I have and warm the VCR and check. Or maybe one of you knows the answer right off the top of your head?

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And while we're on the topic of new film trailers, how about this new trailer for the Watchmen movie? Tell me that doesn't look cool - and believe you me the story is great, let's just hope it translates to the screen better than some of Alan Moore's other stories, after the studio totally pooched the film adaptation of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but honestly the graphic novel is quite good. It really is, you should read it. Needless to say I'm really looking forward to March 6, 2009.

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We're running short on time this morning, so I will leave you with this bit of advice. Step it the fuck up Winnipeg! I just read this horrific bit of news yesterday, but according to that article it seems that Saskatoon has replaced Regina as the murder capitol of Canada. Man oh man do you remember when it was always Winnipeg?

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I wonder what's happened? Maybe the locals have finally gotten around to reading their license plates and have taken the motto "Friendly Manitoba" to heart . . . or maybe they're just too busy stealing cars to be shooting and stabbing anyone?

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I wonder how my lovely little town rates on the murders per 100,000 stat? I mean if I understand math right, and I often do, with a population of about 5,200 people if we have one murder per yer that would put us at 19.2 murders per 100,000. That's triple Saskatoon's numbers . . . so hopefully we don't have one murder per year in our lovely little or we'll be getting whacks of free publicity . . . again. But then again the article said homicide, and I'm sure you can kill someone and have it technically not be a homicide.

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Good thing we've got lawyers, eh?

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Anyway I gotta motor, until next time.

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PS - I'd just like to say hello to the person who found this blog by Googling "Sexual Predators in Sioux Lookout" and let them know, no no no, it's not me babe, it's not me you're looking for.

Back At It

Yep we're back at it again after what a break of three weeks or so?

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Where have I been you wonder? What have I been doing? Well we're glad you asked, the start to the break in the blogging was because I spent four days in lovely Niagara Falls at the Fallsview Sheraton, for work of all things. So that takes care of part of it . . . but before we go on, I want to know, why is it that the more I pay for a hotel room, the worse I get treated?

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I mean if I stay at a place for $90 a night I get free internet in my room and breakfast the next day. Spend over $200 a night and internet costs me $15.00 a day and breakfast is a $25? I don't get it, either that or the service industry doesn't. No matter it didn't cost me and I had a sweet view of the falls from the 30th floor of the hotel . . . I almost needed an oxygen mask for the elevator ride to my room.

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So anyway back to why I wasn't here . . . the day travelling back to town after the Niagara Falls trip was also spent driving, well riding shotgun, to Winnipeg for a couple nights at the Place Louis Riel (I wonder how many other countries have places, hotels or holidays (albeit a provincial one) for a man hanged for high treason? Well I guess the UK does have bonfire night for good old Guy Fawkes and his merry band of Catholic Conspirators (or political fallguys or patsies)) to geek it up flatlander style at the Manitoba Comicon and eat Indian food.

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The con was great fun, over 16, 000 people went through over the two days and I scored some cool new toys, some new graphic novels, got Lou Ferrigno's autograph (who's still a big man, I could barely get my hand around his to shake it), got to meet a new and great artist Laurie B. (I'm sure once you see her art you'll know why I was so enthralled with her work and couldn't decide what to buy from her, but settled on a sketch book, that way I got it all). Big ups to her for putting up with me coming back to her table several times flipping threw her art . . . but given her line of work and the target audience I'm sure she's used to it. If not she put on a great front and sometimes I can handle being lied to.

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We also got to chat with a TV Superboy for a bit, watched Helen Slater (the movie Supergirl) from a safe distance, and trust me she's still looking good, saw Erica Durance (who surprisingly has no bum at all, don't get me wrong, she's good looking, but then she turned around and pow, there's back, there's legs, there's no ass . . . I don't know how she poops).

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We also saw a rather scary looking tranny Supergirl (who was Batgirl or should I say Bat Ladyboy the next day) but that's okay . . . that was more than balanced with all the giggity from the girls, although many of them were jailbait, I'll admit it, prancing about in their comic book costumery. Needless to say it filled my mind with superhero powered sin.

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If you're into Indian food and in Winnipeg check that place out, I eat there regularly when I'm in the city, and I think it's good . . . and who's a better judge of quality Indian food than a big white guy from a small town that grew up thinking there were only four kinds of cheese in the whole world (cheddar, mozza, cheez whiz and cheese slices) and grew up in a house where black pepper was considered a blazing hot spice? Hey answer me that.

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And you're in luck, it looks like you can order spices through the restaurant website if you're interested - I can't promise that the same spices will make the food at home just as good, but it's a start eh?

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We also spent a rather amusing evening at the East Kildonian Legion . . . Legions are Legions it seems but this one had the first $2.50 drinks I've had in a long time, and for that and a few of the regular patrons it will hold a special place in my heart for a while.

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So that explains away one week and a long weekend, then I was in Kasabonika for work . . .and the weather was miserable, cold wet rainy snow, low ceiling, just miserable . . . but I made it out when I was supposed and no one got hurt.

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Then there was a couple days in Kingfisher Lake this week, throw in a couple busy weekends and pow she's all gone and here we are. but now let's get down to bidnizz bitches . . .

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I think I owe you all a little public service announcement here and sorry for the short notice, but if you were ever a fan of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, on Oct 25th you will have the chance to dance the same routine simultaneously with others worldwide. You can read about it here, but it's taking place tomorrow so you'd better read fast and call into work sick so you can spend the day getting your zombie dance choreography down.

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Why this might even be better than the Thai Prison Thriller Dance . . . but that's going to be hard to top, doncha think?

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In entertainment news, according to this there's a Muppet movie for adults in the works . . . this leaves me wondering if that means we'll have to see Miss Piggy being DP'd on the big screen? No matter I'm sure I'll go see it either way, after all you cannot go wrong with the Muppets. I just wish that someone was rerunning the Muppet Show . . . but maybe it will come, after all Teletoon Retro is rerunning Fraggle Rock at the moment.

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If you're ever after a good laugh on the job site, pull the netting/straps out of your hardhat, put it back on your head and proclaim yourself a Doozer. Trust me it's a hoot.

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Well that's all we have time for today, but I will leave you with this lovely cross over of geekery and giggity, check out this picture from the new Star Trek film and I'm sure you'll be pleased to see the that the Original Series uniforms are back baby yeah. There are some words to go along with the picture here, but you don't care about that do you?

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Anyway, I'm outtie.

Public Service Announcement

In case you aren't already aware the National Canadian Do Not Call List went online the other day, so if you'd like to register your phone numbers on there to keep most telemarketing calls from getting (some are exempt from the list like political parties, companies you've done business with in the last so much time, shit like that) go and sign on. That is of course if you believe that telemarketers will actually give a shit about this law and that when they do break it that someone will actually enforce it.

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Here's to hoping though.

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How about a little history? Did you know that on this day in 1871 Mormon prophet Brigham Young is arrested for cohabitating with a 16-year-old girl. Even 100 years ago jailbait was hard to resist.

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That's enough real information - now how about some sweet pics from Oktoberfest in Munich, which is apparently the German festival of girls kissing girls. How do you say Giggity in German? Guess I'm going to have to save up for a ticket for this bad boy.

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Since we're talking about Germany, how about this article that talks about how herds of German women are stampeding out to get their one time oh so cool tramp stamps, or as the Germans call them Arschgeweih, literally “ass antlers”, because they aren't cool any more . . . and even more likely because everyone thinks you're a whore and/or stripper if you've got one.

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I'm not saying that I necessarily do, I'm just saying that most people do . . . me I just figure you're big on trends. But next time instead of getting a piece of body that's going to be cool for a couple years and then not, go out and buy a crazy new hat or those sweet sunglasses that all the kids are wearing these days, yeah you know the ones, the ones that make you look like a total d-bag just for wearing them.

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At least when they're not cool anymore you can bin them and the only proof that you ever had a set would be a couple photos and fuzzy remembrances to be dusted off for an embarrassing slide show at your wedding and/or retirement.

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Well we're running out of time, so in honour of cold and flu season I'll leave you with this article that talks about a new cure for congestion . . . so go bust a nut for your health. If you don't have someone there to help you out, go have a wank for your health. Man what can't it do, keep you young, clear your sinuses, make you go blind and crazy and put hair on your palms. Sooo-oh sweet.

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I gotta go I think I feel cold coming on.

Would you eat a 6 month old chocolate bar?

No? Well what if I dare you? Double dare? Triple Dog Dare you?

Well too late too late. According to this article in the National Post looks like you just may have. Obviously these months old chocolate bars are fine, you've likely been eating them your whole life without knowing any better. But damn isn't it scary seeing it in print like that? Me if I were you, and I'm not praise Jebus, I wouldn't worry about eating the 1/2 year old confectionery treat, but be wondering how much better a fresh one would taste.
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And WTF isn't the national post a Canadian paper? Why are they referring to them as candy bars? Does anyone in Canada do that? Or is it just a Northwestern Ontario thing to call them chocolate bars?
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Fuck I'm going to eat some Old Dutch chips because those of you unlucky enough to suffer through living in TO don't have that option. And I'll wash them down with some pop - not soda.

Or maybe a beer . . . speaking of, check out this lovely little list from Cracked which points out the nine things that (you think) your beer says about you. Pass me a PBR will you.

Enough snacking, how about something amazing? Check out this amazing photo taken from the top of the Burj Dubai skyscraper. When this photo was taken it was 688 metres (over 2257 feet) tall (Empire State Building is a measly 381 metres (1250 feet) without the antenna and the CN Tower is 553 metres (1815 feet) tall). When all is said and done this building is supposed to be 853 metres (almost 2800 feet) tall . . . that's better than a half mile tall.

As of September 28 it was 713.7 meters (over 2340 feet) tall and here are some more photos. Pretty amazing eh? I'll let you make your own joke about this being why gas is over $6.00 a gallon . . . me I'm too busy trying to imagine what the foundation under that big bastard is like.

I think we're about out of time here so I'll leave you with a nifty little personality quiz, it rolls through a bunch of different categories you select the picture of the thing you like the best or best represents what you're about and then it tells you're a bed wetter with an Oedipus complex. Not that the plastic sheets and all those pictures of you and your mum don't give that away.

Apparently I'm a mood sofisticat, when it comes to fun I'm a conqueror, habit wise I'm a new wave puritan and a social nostalgic. How do you stack up?

And oh yeah if you don't like the answers you get you can always try again picking different favourites. Cheater.

Later gators.